We're not in Canada anymore! Group cannonball Jicama asserting squatter's rights. Its continuous, notorious and hostile presence means there's a real possibility we will lose title to our fridge. Our current plan is to urge the coconut and vitamins to DO SOMETHING! A cry for help is answered. Glow-in-the-dark San Lazaro presides as an angel rushes in where fools fear to tread. Is she giving us the finger?